it was in 2009.
yeah.
it was that long ago.
so this one was about answering the questions as sarcastic as you can. so here were my responses!
Rule : respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response)
once u've been tagged, must do!! =)
happy reading =D
If an annoying person says :
1) I am cute.
YR : hahahaha! my ass lagi cute kot!
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR : hahahaha!! my ass lagi beautiful kot!
3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous.
YR : hahaha!! kesian gila!
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing.
YR : hahaha!! bagus bagus! pinjam assignment ek lps ni!
5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR : hahahaha!! u sure dont look like one!
If an annoying hot woman/man says :
1) I know you like me.
YR : hahaha!! my ass likes u more!
2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR : u wish u were. =p (penat asyik gelak je)
3) Sorry, you're nice but seriously not my type.
YR : i was going after ur friend. who are u again?
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR : i wasnt offering u.. but ur friend here.. who are u again?
5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR : they wont. coz i'm prettier/handsomer than.. who are u again?
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says :
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR : who are u?
2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR : can. ask dis guy next to me.
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR : u go ask my mom.
4) What do you like about me?
YR : u anak dato' bawak kreta brabus hitam with plate num MAR 14. takde? eh, who are u again?
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much!
YR : too long la sentence hang. lupa dah.
If your enemy says :
1) Hi bitch!
YR : hey.. offended kot org tu u panggil bitch..
2) You smell like shit!
YR : as long as i dont look like u, ok sure. if u say so.
3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR : at least i have a bf.
4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure.
YR : kick la. my ass is in the kandang there.
If your annoying ex says :
1) I still love you...
YR : eh u tau tak, hari tu kan, my ex confessed to me dat he still loves me. loser kan?
2) I know you still love me!
YR : and then kan, dia ingat i still love him lak tu! pity da poor soul.. hahaha!!
3) Please, come back with me honey/hubby...
YR : oh! da worst part was when he begged me!!
4) Please call me...
YR : pastu takleh blah.. mamat tu suruh i call dia. ingat apa, i ni public phone?
5) The break up hurt me so much...
YR : dah la i ada bf baru!! eh, u were talking to me dis whole time ke? wat were u saying?
If an annoying salesperson says :
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR : alhamdulillah.
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR : good for u. go get more la.
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR : wow. lucky u!
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy...
YR : bye bye? wokeh.
(YR stands for Your Response)
once u've been tagged, must do!! =)
happy reading =D
If an annoying person says :
1) I am cute.
YR : hahahaha! my ass lagi cute kot!
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR : hahahaha!! my ass lagi beautiful kot!
3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous.
YR : hahaha!! kesian gila!
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing.
YR : hahaha!! bagus bagus! pinjam assignment ek lps ni!
5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR : hahahaha!! u sure dont look like one!
If an annoying hot woman/man says :
1) I know you like me.
YR : hahaha!! my ass likes u more!
2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR : u wish u were. =p (penat asyik gelak je)
3) Sorry, you're nice but seriously not my type.
YR : i was going after ur friend. who are u again?
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR : i wasnt offering u.. but ur friend here.. who are u again?
5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR : they wont. coz i'm prettier/handsomer than.. who are u again?
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says :
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR : who are u?
2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR : can. ask dis guy next to me.
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR : u go ask my mom.
4) What do you like about me?
YR : u anak dato' bawak kreta brabus hitam with plate num MAR 14. takde? eh, who are u again?
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much!
YR : too long la sentence hang. lupa dah.
If your enemy says :
1) Hi bitch!
YR : hey.. offended kot org tu u panggil bitch..
2) You smell like shit!
YR : as long as i dont look like u, ok sure. if u say so.
3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR : at least i have a bf.
4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure.
YR : kick la. my ass is in the kandang there.
If your annoying ex says :
1) I still love you...
YR : eh u tau tak, hari tu kan, my ex confessed to me dat he still loves me. loser kan?
2) I know you still love me!
YR : and then kan, dia ingat i still love him lak tu! pity da poor soul.. hahaha!!
3) Please, come back with me honey/hubby...
YR : oh! da worst part was when he begged me!!
4) Please call me...
YR : pastu takleh blah.. mamat tu suruh i call dia. ingat apa, i ni public phone?
5) The break up hurt me so much...
YR : dah la i ada bf baru!! eh, u were talking to me dis whole time ke? wat were u saying?
If an annoying salesperson says :
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR : alhamdulillah.
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR : good for u. go get more la.
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR : wow. lucky u!
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy...
YR : bye bye? wokeh.
try it peeps..!!! :) credit to http://peliks.blogspot.com/
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